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HOGAN’S HEROES DRINKING GAME —
Take a shot every time:

— Sergeant Schultz says, “I knoooooowww nooooothing!”
— General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink.
— Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan’s flattery.
— One of the prisoners sneaks out of camp (one shot for each prisoner to go).
— Colonel Klink snaps to attention after answering the phone (two shots
if it’s one of our heroes on the other end).
— One of the Germans is threatened with being sent to the Russian front.
— Corporal Newkirk calls up a German in his phoney German accent, and
tricks him (two shots if it’s Colonel Klink).
— Hogan has a romantic interlude with a beautiful girl from the underground.
— Colonel Klink relates how he’s never had an escape from Stalag 13.
— Sergeant Schultz gives up a secret (two shots if he’s bribed with food).
— The prisoners listen to the Germans’ conversation by a hidden transmitter.
— Sergeant Schultz “captures” one of the prisoners after an escape.
— Lebeau pronounces “colonel” as “cuh-loh-`nell”.
— Carter builds some kind of device (two shots if it’s not explosive).
— Lebeau wears his apron.
— Hogan says “We’ve got no choice” when someone claims that the plan is
impossible.
— The prisoners capture an important German, and sneak him out the tunnel.