Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
\nPick one.<\/p>\n
\t (1)\tIt’s less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake.
\n\t (2)\tIt’s cheaper than going to France.
\n\t (3)\tIt neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday.
\n\t (4)\tLife is short.
\n\t (5)\tIt’s somebody’s birthday. I don’t want them to celebrate alone.
\n\t (6)\tIt matches my eyes.
\n\t (7)\tWhoever said, “Let them eat cake.” must have been talking to me.
\n\t (8)\tTo punish myself for eating dessert yesterday.
\n\t (9)\tCompensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating.
\n\t(10)\tStrawberry shortcake is evil. I must help rid the world of it.
\n\t(11)\tI’m getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff.
\n\t(12)\tIt’s the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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