Why I Can’t Go Out With You:<\/p>\n
I’d LOVE to, but…
\n\t— I’ve got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
\n\t— I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
\n\t— I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.
\n\t— I’m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
\n\t— It’s my parakeet’s bowling night.
\n\t— I’m building a plant from a kit.
\n\t— There’s a disturbance in the Force.
\n\t— I’m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
\n\t— I’m teaching my ferret to yodel.
\n\t\t— My crayons all melted together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Why don’t somebody print the truth about our present economic condition? We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a pet coon. This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":198,"parent":9,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/63\/revisions\/64"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}