“There is no Father Christmas. It’s just a marketing ploy to make low income
\nparents’ lives a misery.”
\n“… I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears
\nbecause of what you just said.”
\n“I want you to picture the face of its mother, because one week’s dole won’t
\npay for one Master of the Universe Battlecruiser!”
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Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot who was cordial Is now transmitting static. The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane Is talking to my shoe. — My Shoe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":192,"parent":2,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/49\/revisions\/50"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}