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\n— uunet!sugar!karl | “We’ve been following your progress with considerable
\n— karl@sugar.uu.net | interest, not to say contempt.” — Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
\n— Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018<\/p>\n

th-th-th-th-That’s all, folks!<\/p>\n

———– cut here, don’t forget to strip junk at the end, too ————-
\n“Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!”
\n\t\t— Zippy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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