A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
\n\t— by Charles Dickens<\/p>\n
\tA man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
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\n\tlady who knits.<\/p>\n
Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
\n\t— by Fyodor Dostoevski<\/p>\n
\tA man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
\n\tfeels guilty and apologizes.<\/p>\n
The Odyssey LITE(tm)
\n\t— by Homer<\/p>\n
\tAfter working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m personally quite happy with one stable release every two years, and am of the opinion that trying to release more will mean we’ll have to rename the distro from “stable” to “wobbly”. — Scott James Remnant on debian-devel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":196,"parent":2,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46\/revisions\/48"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stuff.z3ngin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}